Friday, January 31, 2014

 
What If.......
 
sleeping was bad for you?
all food tasted the same?
there was a fountain of youth?
the average hieghth of people was 10'?
humans lived to be 300 years old?
humans lived under da sea?
cars ran on water ?
Christopher Columbus never found america?
americans would have lost the revolutionary war?
teleportation was achieved? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
      What if all food tasted the same ? I think the world around us would be much different than it is. I think it would take a little excitement out of life overall. At the same time though, would there still be world hunger problems? Yes, probably but WHAT IF people didnt see food as delicasys and was more willing to help people out. I mean if the food at Red Lobster tasted exactly the same as the food at McDonalds than food wouldnt be as expensive I wouldnt think. But maybe if the food was inexpensive wouldnt it be plentiful and then Id like to believe that people would find the kindness in their heart to help out their fellow man. Maybe we would see less people in this world have to starve or children not even get a chance to make a difference. Although I do like some Red Lobster I would sacrifice it if it would make a difference like that. Or maybe just if the food of this world were more plentiful but there wasnt food chains to create such a high food cost. Just hear me out, if the 10,000(guestament)Red Lobsters in this country werent buying lobsters for there stores wouldnt the price of lobsters drop?
 
       What if there really was a fountain of youth? I think in this day and age it would be hidden from the world not because of evil politicians as you might think. I think it would be similar to the movie "In Time", the world would become so incredibly over populated that they would have to slow the flow if you know what I mean. Maybe they would only allow people to drink it until they were a certain age like,start drinking it when your 25 and stay that age till you 50 and then you would stop drinking it and live to be around 120. But remember when you were 50 physically you were only 25 so would that mean that you would start aging rapidly or would you just start at 25 and slowly start aging again. Thats when you would see those evil corrupt politicians being the only ones allowed to use it forever. Strange really, after careful thought I think a fountain of youth would be worse for this civilization than money is. We cant even get fresh water to those whom need it most god knows they would never get any of that fresh glacial fountain of youth water....Thanks Fiji!
 
What if women carried AK47's? I also think the world would be very different in this circumstance. Women would be less approachable than they already are. Who wants to drop a cheesy pick up line on G.I. Jane... not this guy hahah. And why in this alternate universe do men not have any firearms of their own. Im starting to think that this is a world ran by women. Im guessing the men would all be forced into slave labor while the women sat around eating bonbons and watching oprah. This world gets grimmer and grimmer the more i think about it. Im really not likeing the idea of men being womens live stock force to work in the worst conditions because if women ran the world thats how it would be. An AK47 has a 7.62mm round....ouch that would do some damage but maybe the recoil would be too much and there would be a revolt and they would all live happily ever after. 

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

My life as a Married Man

 
On June 28, 2013 I married the most beautiful girl in the world. Her name is Kelsey Marie Cave. She is native to Republic, MO. She is 20 years old and she compliments my personallity so well. She likes to think that she is smarter than me but we all know thats not the case. She works at Hinode the Japanese steak house over on national and republic road. Its her first job as a waitress and she absolutely loves it.
 
 
We havent always lived here in Springfield together. I didnt get out of the Marine Corps until November 1st of last year. We actually spent the first 4 months of our marriage living in different states and yes it was difficult. You may be saying "wait there is 5 months between the end of June and the First day of November". Well you would be right! A friend of mine that lives in South Carolina, where I was stationed, allowed us to live with him in his house for almost a whole entire month till I got out. His name is Justin Hefner, no relation to Hugh, and he lives in Little Rock, AR.  
I am nervous for my public speacking speech 1 i have to give today. i feel as if i should have studied much more than i did but over all i feel like i will do well. Its just getting up infront of a bunch of people is pretty nerve racking. This is our introductory speec and i have done mine mine over my time in the United States Marine Cops and how that has shaped me to become the person a i am today. I speak about mty time in japan and the interesting things i went through over there. I also touch on my time in boot camp and how that is truely one of the most difficult but rewarding things i have done in my life.

Im lost in thought now im not sure what to write about. My wife is workuing a double tonight so im gonna have the house all to myself yippee. Yesterday was my birthday marking my big 23. I just hung out with some friends and laid back no since in wearing myself out in the middle of the week ha. Maybe this weekend ill be able to go down town and cut loose. I know id really like that but im not sure if my wife wants to chase me around all night. I can get down let me tell you coming from japan where in some citys the bars and clubs close down for only an hour a day. Getting wild in springfield is a cake walk. Wow i just sucessfully made myself out to be an alcoholic. Im not as much of a drinker as i was. to me it just takes too much effort for such a little gain.

Uncle ben once told me that with great comes great responsibility. I think i may have fallen asleep watching spiderman  because i dont have an uncle ben but those choice words still hold great meaning. Although i dont have great power YET it can still be applied to much simpler things. Like i have a truck that has great power but that truck payment is a great responsibility and not in a good way. i dont know if this is extream figurative writing or if it even makes since but i like it ha! I wish i hadnt chose this phrase bwecause i am having trouble applying it to things now. If i was spiderman id prolly use my powers for evil because lets face it peter parker is a broke loser who cant even hold down a steady girlfriend plus i look better in black than red.

It would be pretty easy to steal things as spiderman, coupling together his ability to climb on anything with his webs and speed youd be unstopable. Plus youd have your spidey senses incase something went wrong. so there you have it my take on what spidey villan would be like. That could be the next chapter in the spiderman saga. Im pretty sure i would enjoy that alot. If you cant tell by now im a pretty hardcore nerd so theres that.

Once a marine always a marine, this was somehing i didnt understand when i first joined the Marine corps. Though it has become more clear to me now it makes me think of recruiters and how they inspire you to get you to sign that contract. Now i cant be completely against the recruiters then have a job and they are pretty efficient at it. Now that im finally out i understand it i have completed my 4 year term honorably which means that no matter what no one can take that title away from me. its mine for life regardless of what anyone says. No matter how rough it was or how much i hated it at the time i now look back and that time of my life and am 100  % proud of my self for accomplishing such a difficult task. I also met some great people along the way that will always be like brothers to me.

Also the marine corps took up the better half of my adulthood so far so it is what i know of this world and how it opperates. Now I am facing a new challenge which should take me around four years to complete whic is college and all that comes with it. the start has been a little tedious and stressful plus taking care of my new bride at home throws a curve ball into the mix but i love my life and all of it ups and downs i feel like im on the right track to becoming a really cool old person. That sounded bad but I really mean it everyone know that person whom is in their mid 60s and just has some rediculous stories from around the world.