Monday, April 7, 2014

This is a service that should be illegal. I understand what he was saying about allowing people to focus on what they are really going to school for but that doesn't change the fact that these assignments are for the student not anyone else. It's not okay to pay a fellow class mate to do your essay so in what reality would it be okay to do it this way? All in all whether or not you are majoring in the subject it still teaches you things to be applied in real life. I'm not saying that in every job field you will be required to write essays but these papers are designed to teach specific writing techniques which are excellent skills to have. I personally believe that this is wrong as much as id like to have someone right my papers for me its still cheating and it is unfair to everyone whom has to do the assignment without the help of writing experts to do all the foot work for them. Its like paying someone to do the parts of your job that are difficult or something you don't like to do.  

Monday, March 24, 2014

She has been searching the entire house for 15 minutes looking...but for what. The frustration in the air is palpable. With a daunting feeling in my bones I ask "what are you looking for?". With the intensity of a thousand suns she looks at me and says "I can't find my sunglasses!" As I notice her fake prada glasses perched an her head a small smerk comes across my face I say "Hmmm haven't seen them...".

This old polish recipe for Polish Sausage and Sour Kraught is a life time favorite of mine. It has been passed down for generations It is one that I havent quite leaned but rome wasn't conqured in a day and i'm not much of a cook myself. Its a fairly simple meal though and its quite special to me. Basically you get the sausage and the sour kraught and you put it into a pan and heat it up adding salt and sugar equally to taste and make some mashed potatoes to go with and enjoy.
Never will I ever watch the movie Straw Dogs again. It is the most drawn out movie of all time. Its slow and boring and its supposed to be suspenseful but its actually kind of funny. The acting is cheesy and its quite unrealistic. Incase you have not seen it, the movie is about a husband and wife that inherit the wifes family house in her home town. The husband is a big time city boy and the wife is from the country. When they go to live in her home town they meet her ex boyfriend from highschool and their friends. Basically the country boys are jealous of this city slicker.

The sound was like nails on a chalk board coming from the child's lunges when his mother wouldn't allow him to have any more soda.  His thunderous stomps were like earthquakes through out the restaurant.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

This story is legit. It may embody the feeling commonly described as abulia but it is legit non the less. you may not find some of the words acceptable but its going to be ok. Im not very savvy with spanish but tacos are delicious. Especially free tacos but thats a rare occasion. You should feel quite honored to have free tacos. When I see someone eatting a taco I attempt to live vicariously through their experience and i can feel my mouth moisten sevenfold. The velocity at which I eat these tacos could probably be a world record esoecially if they are soft shell tacos. I dont know if loving tacos makes me cultured but if so I am cultured as f***. Im not even being facetious here I love tacos to the point that people look at me and say "duphuq"? Ive actually had a hispanic man tell me that I honor my family with the spontaneous love for tacos that I feel. They pretty much embody my entire existence. After all the tacos have been eaten I rig myself up some whisky fudge and have some fun. Enough to make me go into cardiac arrest and and be in a food comma for days! Then I take an epic poop and play on my fantastic gadget known as a taco counter and start the cycle all over again. FIN

Monday, February 24, 2014

Tall is a word that would be used to describe ole Mr. Barnabus. He is a man of many faces and he is quite the interesting fellow. He likes his cigars as well as good times with great friends. With his long well trimmed beard and glasses that sit perched on his nose like a finch. He seemed to carry the traits of many people. He is young but very mature and strong willed. He always wears faded jeans and old hoodies that give him a bit of a vintage look. He is a programmer and people associate his tech skills as a bit of an addiction but he is just talented and driven. He is a bit nerdy but it fits him and his personality. He is a bit of a procrastinator but he still manages to keep everything together.

Tall is a word that would be used to describe ole Mr. Barnabus. He is a man of many faces and he is quite the interesting fellow. He likes his cigars as well as good times with great friends. With his long well trimmed beard and glasses that sit perched on his nose like a finch. He seemed to carry the traits of many people. He is young but very mature and strong willed. He always wears faded jeans and old hoodies that give him a bit of a vintage look. He is a programmer and people associate his tech skills as a bit of an addiction but he is just talented and driven. He is a bit nerdy but it fits him and his personality. He is a bit of a procrastinator but he still manages to keep everything together.

Ole Mr. Barnabus can be described as skyscraperish. He enjoys his cigars as well as good times with great friends. With his well trimmed beard and glasses that sit perched on his nose like finch. He seemed to carry the traits of many people. Youth beset him but he hath the maturity of yoda and he harbors will in epic proportions. With his well worn pants and hooded sweatshirts people would describe him as looking slightly vintage.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Play-doh aka simple fun. I loved this sticky messy goop as a child. Heck I could still entertain myself for hours on end with this stuff. You can make almost anything with it. I used to know a recipe for it. One thing I do remember about it is that its smell was attatched to you for quite a while once you played with it for a while. Of course I constantly need new play-doh because I would either leave it out for too long and it'd dry and harden or I would put all of the colors together which was fun while you did it till you ended up with a nasty almost blackish colored ball. I always liked to try and make new creatures out of it. I wish I could remember some of the alien-esk things that I created. Where does all the play-doh go though, I had to have had tons of the stuff when i was a child and im sure i wasnt the only one. Im sure its bio-degradeable but im pretty sure that little plastic cup filled with it is not. I'm sure there is a giant heap of play-doh in a land fill somewhere and I need to find this eutopia. The hours upon hours that I could occupy myself with this substance could probably break records. Although I was never that artsy so i'd probably go down in history for creating the biggest ball of play-doh in the world.

I have been gifted a baby shoe. I guess its fitting given the situation unfolding in my life. I am the second oldest of seven cousins that are very close. We have spent every big holiday or event of our lives together. We are almost siblings. I was the first of us to get married but as I found out this weekend not the first to become a parent. My cousin Levi will be a father in approximately 8 months. Now the funny part about this was that he hadnt really told anyone when he first found out about it aside from our grandma. Well ole grandma pam decided that she would let the world know via facebook that she was going to be a great grandmother but failed to mention which of her grand-children it was that was having a baby. Therefor everyone who saw the post and didnt know that it was Levi automatically assumed that it was me and my wife...hence the flood of texts I recieved following this incident. Now some of the other cousins were under suspect, the oldest boston who is only older than me by a few months was also suspect and his sister madison whom is a junior in college. Me and boston were together when we first recieved the news and we figured it out pretty quickly. I got to see Levi and Nikki yesterday and I have to say im pretty excited about this I just hope my wife dosen't take this as a que that we need a baby now.

I bought this baseball hat while I was serving in the military from my shop. Its stitched with the words MCAS Beaufort Crash Crew. This is because I was Crash Fire Rescue aka an aircraft fire fighter. I spent four years of my life doing it and I loved it. We only had a very few emergencies because believe it or not aircraft dont really crash that often but we got to do alot of training exercises with the base fire department on the structural side and we got to play some very cool extrication equipment. We also got to see some very cool aircraft upclose. I got to sit in the cockpit of an F-22 Joint Strike Fighter which is a brand new plane that was just recently integrated into our forces. 

Sunday, February 9, 2014

My Personal Credo

     When it comes to my own individual credo I would start by stating that I believe that we as a people need each other to be successful in this life. I believe for this world to become a better place we must be willing to extend a helping hand to our fellow man and not have "I" mindset. Most everyone at sometime or another needs help and that, in my personal opinion, we need to be willing to reach out and give our support and aid. If we cant extend these small favors to people in their time of need then how is this world ever going to make progress. I am not saying that people deserve handouts, as the saying goes "you need to be willing to help yourself before someone will be willing to help you". People must be willing to make an effort and not just take hand-outs. Progress is impossible when half of the people would rather watch everyone else make things better. If you really want to see a better world unfold then get out there and make it happen. Next I believe in unity and coexistence, if you would refuse someone aid because of the color of their skin or the beliefs they believe your just hurting the world and its chances of becoming a better place. Together we stand, Divided we fall.

Exercise Two: I am free writing in response to the essay "Be cool to the pizza delivery dude". This piece of work is something I can truly agree with. It shows some of the things i was trying to describe in my personal credo above. The way the author spoke of the pizza guy resembles the way people should act towards each other. Before you get angry because someone almost ran you off the road remember, you may not know for what reason they are in a hurry. What if they got a call that their child hurt themselves and is in the hospital. People have their own problems and getting angry only creates more problems for everyone. Instead try to find a way to help the situation anyway you can. One small act of kindness can change the flow and direction of someones day. Everyone has a life to live and most people have someone that relies on them. So the next time your stressed over your wi-fi not working just remember that there is someone out there who is stressed because they may not be able feed the ones they love and that your pretty lucky to have what you do.